Ladies (and gentlemen), welcome to the inaugural posting for nyc fashion 101. Here's the deal, there are so many of us out there trying so hard to get it right. And then there are those, like the lady on the right who get it sooo wrong. So, this website is dedicated to helping folks to get it right.
No, I claim no expertise on the subject, but hey, that's the beauty of blogging--democratic to a fault.
So, just in case you were considering it:
Ladies, do not wear a velour track suit with writing on the rear end.
This is particularly applicable for those in the 40+ set. I don't want to kick someone when they're down, but seriously, if you have a flat hiney, it does not qualify as juicy. Seriously. I guess you could go for irony, but again the age thing gets me. Maybe she put it on without looking at the backside. There. That's an encouraging thought. So, for any of you out there considering such an option, please look in the mirror first and consider just how juicy is that hiney.
Now, for those of you who might have a really tight body that you want to show off to its best advantage and to you I say "right on," but please no "Juicy" hineys. It's just bad. No really, it's baaaad.
1 comment:
you're writing is juicy. :) hilarious - and witty. you have a gift here, red. my only advice is to keep writing and write many more.
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