nyc, you are not alone in making bad fashion faux pas. Thanks to a certain cousin of mine upstate, we have a pic showcasing that (for me at least) all too familiar upstate bar culture. Note the drink in the foreground.You know, in general, I recommend heels for most of us. They help our posture, boosting our 'ass'ets, lengthening our legs and giving us some incredible calves.
...but...
(Oh come on. You knew there was a but coming.) Yeah, I could point out the pun, but even I'm getting annoyed with them.
Ok, back on point. So, the frayed denim mini. Well, I'll give you that it is definitely a look. Not good, but a look all the same. Here's the deal, it doesn't really matter her size (well, unless she was super tiny) it's so unflattering. I'm picturing a Betty Boop moment here. Not in a flattering way, either. Just way too much real estate exposed here that it looks a little cheap. Ouch. Sorry. Even I cringe to say that because heaven knows I've been there. But, really, it's not showing her off to her best advantage. Now, I get it. You're at a bar. You're not going for the ladylike trophy of the night, but at the same time you want to be noticed for the right reasons. We could get all personal here, but suffice it to say that this look sucks. Keep the heels, pair the loose top with some great skinny jeans and you hit the mark--sexy, cool and stylish. If you choose to go the mini route, I advise caution. Check and recheck that full length mirror from many different angles. Hey, keep 'em guessing.
xxoo, Red
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