We're off to see the wizard...

Seriously? I thought at first, maybe a fashion student gone astray, but no. Business woman run amok. So, leprechaun? oompah loompah? little green people from the Wizard of Oz? Please no. Business suit with green tights and shiny gold shoes does not scream business to me. Is it meant to be the fashion equivalent of the mullet: business in the front, party in the back. Although here, i guess it's business on the top, party on the bottom. Ok, no. Wrong on soooo many levels. Repeat after me: "I will never again wear these God-awful shoes with anything, much less bright kelly green tights." Amen.